Mercury Rising DVD - A Bruce Willis Thriller That Needs a Loving New Home!

Description: Alright, Detroit sports fans—or just Detroit survivors—let me hit you with the deal of the century. I’ve got a DVD of Mercury Rising starring Bruce Willis and Alec Baldwin, and let me tell ya, it’s probably seen less action than the Lions' offensive line. Never watched it, but judging by the back cover, it's got more drama than a Pistons rebuild year. Plot? Oh yeah, it’s about Bruce Willis protecting a kid who cracks a government code. Kinda like if RoboCop met Good Will Hunting but without the hugs or Matt Damon. It’s action, it’s suspense, it’s got Bruce Willis glaring at everyone like they stole his last Vernors. Condition? Minty fresh! This DVD has been living its best life on my shelf next to Space Jam and an empty can of Faygo. It’s practically begging to be watched—like the Tigers begging for a solid bullpen. Special Features? Oh, you get the full early-2000s DVD experience! Menus so clunky you’ll think you’re navigating Ford Field’s parking lot. Deleted scenes? Maybe. Commentary? Probably not. But hey, the disc sparkles like a new Red Wings prospect before they hit the ice. Why Buy It?You’re a Bruce Willis fan or just curious how Alec Baldwin got roped into this.You need a coaster for your Better Made chips.You’re looking for something to play while ignoring the Lions' Sunday “performance.”Media mail’s cheaper than a Little Caesars Hot-N-Ready, and this won’t give you heartburn. Fun Fact: Did you know Mercury Rising made $93 million worldwide? That’s $93 million more than the Lions have made people smile since the '50s. So, what are you waiting for? Grab this gem before it ends up at a yard sale in Dearborn. Just cover media mail (hey, USPS ain't free), a buck or two for packing, and it’s yours. Give Bruce and this DVD a new home—because let’s face it, it deserves better than my shelf next to a dusty 8 Mile poster.

Price: 2.15 USD

Location: Lorain, Ohio

End Time: 2025-01-19T04:17:31.000Z

Shipping Cost: 4.63 USD